Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai , jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain, kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin, jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain.,

Kuch nasha to apki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dhimi barsaat ka hai, Hume aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Is dil par asar to aap se mulaqat ka hai..!!

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, Halaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hain, Aankhe meri padh lein wo kabhi, Hum khud kaise kahe ki unko kitna pyar karte hain,

Hume Hasne Hasane Ki Adat-Hai, Nazaron Se Nazar Milane Ki Adat-Hai, Par-Humari To Nazar Usse Hai Mili, Jishe Nazar Zhuka ke Sharmane Ki Aadat Hai !!

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi…

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai, Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do Yaadein meri, magar… Kya sapno se juda kar paoge humein.

Bahar Hoti To Titliya Jaroor Aati, Koi Rota To Siskiya Jaroor Aati, Kahne Ko To Log Bahut Yaad Karte Hai, Yaad Agar Karte To Hichkiya Jaroor Aati.

Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum na kahenge apko C U, Rahenge sath humesha Me & U, Kal Hum na rhe is duniya me, To rakhkr Phool meri Kabr par kehna “Stupid I miss U”

Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil, Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil, Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai, Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil! Miss you

chala ja msg tu banke GULAB, Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab, agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas, Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass.

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya, aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

What is the diff. Between dava & daru? Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain. Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.

1 Din Chand Ne Mujh Se Kaha Ke Tere Sab Dost Kanjus Hain Pagal Hain Gareeb Hain Faqeer Hain Faltu Hain Maine Chand Ko Ghoora Or Gusse Se Kaha Mujhe Pata Hai

Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife:Utho ji,ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector:Mujhe sone de,main is time duty par nahi hun.